Jason Peter Dolan
Home stomping grounds: Newtown Square, PA
Current stomping grounds: Philadelphia, PA
A.K.A: Meat, ScrappleFace
Favorite Beer: Yuengling
Favorite Drink: ??
Website: www.jasondolan.com
Jason Dolan is the comic relief of the group. There is never a dull moment around this kid. And we love him for it. He enjoys writing poems about poop, which can be found on his website, and playing the guitar. Some of his songs can also be heard on jasondolan.com. He has been known to go up to limos in New York City and serenade the occupants with the Backstreet Boys.