Matthew Courtney Albert
Home stomping grounds: Pittsburgh, PA
Current stomping grounds: New Haven, CT
A.K.A: Phatty, The Big Easy, Special Sauce
Favorite Beer: Sam Adams
Favorite Drink: White Russians
Website: www.mattalbert.com
One Matthew Albert shown here in his natural environment pays his bills by programming for Metier in Washington, DC. He is one of the original members of the group, and is always around for team support. Since joining a weekly bowling league he has since taken over as the best bowler on the team and will continue to improve his game. He has been known to give up self pleasure for months becoming quite edgy and during this time can be set off with so much as a sly comment. During this time, he is not to be taken lightly, but one should not be afraid as he backs down easily.